an endless list of perfect books
↳ The Fault in Our Stars - John Green“Maybe ‘okay’ will be our ‘always”
an endless list of perfect books
↳ The Fault in Our Stars - John Green“Maybe ‘okay’ will be our ‘always”
an endless list of perfect books
↳ The Fault in Our Stars - John Green“Maybe ‘okay’ will be our ‘always”
Aw, Bentz you so kewt. :) #kitten #cat #furball #instacuteness #baby (Taken with Instagram)
Aw, Bentz you so kewt. :) #kitten #cat #furball #instacuteness #baby (Taken with Instagram)
giving birth is essentially just like pooping except out a different hole
are your poops covered in blood and start screaming and crying
only after i eat mexican food
olé
(Source: lepavarotti)
(Source: lepavarotti)
(Source: lepavarotti)
Seriously though your period is like coming home one day and finding that your spouse has constructed this entire new baby bedroom inside your house and you have to tell them “Sweetie we don’t have a baby” and then your spouse FLIPS THE FUCK OUT like “The FUCK do you mean we…
Prince William is like, “Look! Look, honey! I’m moving my hands — AND my hips — all at the same time! With abandon! Is this what the commoners do? I want to do this forever! This will be our new court dance! Can we do this at the coronation, honey?”
And Kate is going, “Just hula and smile. Just hula and smile.”
the prince definitely knows what to do with his hand movements and the duchess is hullaing so conservative. cuteness.